| THEORY OF MORE THAN EVERYTHING* |
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Sie sollten unbedingt folgenden Beitrag von V. Gates, Empty Kangaroo, M. Roachcock, and W.C. Gall lesen. Humor ist, wenn man trotzdem lacht!? Endlich eine Theorie, die mehr als alles voraussagt:
THEORY OF MORE THAN EVERYTHING*
http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/all.html
Nachstehend bringe ich Ausz?ge hieraus:
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1. ABSTRACT
We derive a theory which, after spontaneous, dynamical, and ad hoc symmetry breaking, and after elimination of all fields except a set of zero measure, produces 10-dimensional superstring theory. Since the latter is a theory of only everything, our theory describes much more than everything, and includes also anything, something, and nothing.
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2. CONCLUSIONS
The standard model has by now become almost standard. However, there are at least 42 constants which it doesn't explain. As is well known, this requires a theory with at least No^42 times more particles in its spectrum. Unfortunately, so far not all of these 42 new levels of complexity have been discovered; those now known are: (1) grandiose unification --- SU(5), SO(10), E6, E7, E8, B12, and Niacin; (2) supersummitry (2); (3) supergravy (2); (4) supursestrings (3-5). We have now discovered the 5th echelon: superpeas.
Corresponding to each new type of symmetry obtained with each new level of complexity, there is also a new level of masses. The last, obtained with superstrings, had been the Mass Planck (MPlanck) (6). The corresponding new particles have short lifetimes, of the order of the Planck Time, which is much shorter than Daylight Savings Time or even Miller Time. (Mass Planck and Planck Time should not be confused with Planckmas, which is a time of year, celebrating the anniversary of the birth of the Universe.) These particles can be directly observed by experiment, but will have to wait for government funding of the planetary accelerator (7), which falls well within the category of Star Wars projects or SDI (the String Defense Initiative) (7 1/11).
With superpeas we now have a new level of masses: The first new particle predicted by this theory has a mass of the order of that of the universe. In fact, the theory that the universe is a quantum effect, created from the vacuum ( , is predicted by this theory, since the creation of a pea-antipea pair accounts for all the mass of the universe. The peas then immediately decay into hadrons, leptons, princetons, londons, wittons, yamrons, bartons, won-tons, neutrinos, winos, zuminos, and κ-cinos (the gauge field of κ-symmetry (8.ε ).
Many of the effects of superpea theory had already been anticipated from superstring theory: The spacetime discontinuum was predicted by pea-addicts (9) and the arbitrary dimensionality of its fundamental constituents was predicted by pea-brains (10). (There was also long ago the theory of pea-forms (11), but any object has the form of a pea, to lowest approximation.)
There is, in fact, a simple proof that superpea theory is superior to superstring theory in describing physics: (1) Nothing is better than superstrings. (2) Superpeas are better than nothing. (3) Therefore, superpeas are better than superstrings.
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THEORY OF MORE THAN EVERYTHING*
http://insti.physics.sunysb.edu/~siegel/parodies/all.html
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